you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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