Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
