there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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