Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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