new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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