I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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