y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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