This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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