Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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