If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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