Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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