very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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