were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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