she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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