ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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