I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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