I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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