On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I met the friendliest cop last night
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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