Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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