The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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