I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
