My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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