Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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