FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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