And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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