My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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