i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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