She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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