doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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