For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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