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I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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