question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she told me i tasted like america
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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