Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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