No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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