I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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