The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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