yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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