Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Randomize
