what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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