I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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