if only i could text you this smell
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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