Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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