Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
