using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Randomize
