is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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