Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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