Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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