We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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