You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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