So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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